These are 9 reasons to break off a wedding, with 9 being the most reasonable, and 1 being the most ridiculous.
9. You have very, very frozen feet. (Everyone gets scared right? If you're really that nervous, I guess its better not to go through with it. =?)
8. You walked in on your fiance cheating on you with your maid of honor. At the church on your wedding day. (Okay, a classic right? but it could happen!)
7. You're not really in love with your fiance. (If you're not really in love, why would you bother getting married anyway?)
6. You're only getting married because of the kids. (Come on now. You don't have to get married because of kids. There is a thing called child support! Just pay it!)
5. You're doing it to make your parents happy. (Even as adults, since when do we do ANYTHING to make them happy??)
4. You were leading them on. (Now that's just cruel.)
3. You're in it for the money. (Okay, there's a thing called a job. Most people get them to get money. Duhhhhh.)
2. You got engaged as an April Fools Day joke. (Haha, I bet that wouldn't make your fiance laugh.)
1. You just don't feel like it. Or, the old, "I fell out of love with you" act. (If you seriously go to your wedding and say, "I just don't feel like getting married to you anymore", then you have issues. [I've seen that on a show, people have done it!] That's like spending $30,000 on a brand new car and then saying, "Well, I just don't feel like driving it today." Ugh. And, the saying, it's not you! It's me! Is completely bogus also.)
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! I really enjoyed this post.
This was really funny. I would agree that those are nine good reasons to break off a wedding. Who would cheat on their fiance? Umm. alot of people. lol. Great post. Enjoyed it.
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